Skaters Gonna Skate - Unisex Sweatshirt melrose park & ROUTE 83

& ROUTE 83

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

rendered in white and gray with red text on the crumpled body panels

Red spaced block letters below read "LANES

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Skaters Gonna Skate - Unisex Sweatshirt melrose park & ROUTE 83Roller rinks survived disco, the '80s, and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion. Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official. The Details: A retro roller skate illustration in purple, pink, yellow, and white sits above the text, with yellow wheels, pink wheel centers, and a gray sole plate. A pink and yellow comet trail swoops behind the skate alongside a white five